Srysly tho we call Tony Stark the Thotty Boy when he’s like the only one who’s been in a committed relationship for like more than two consecutive movies? Is getting married? Wants babies??
Meanwhile hoe-ass Steve Rogers got a new boo every half a movie, flirting with strangers on morning runs and tryna date an entire bloodline? It’s twentygayteen pals, time to expose Captain America for the thot he is
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Troll! In the dungeon! Thought you ought to know. xoxo gossip Quirrell
One scene from Dark Dynasty with captions for the Wincest-impaired.
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viktor cedric potter….
you were named for ron’s man crush and mine, high five son, you’re gonna be hot.
modern au punk bucky and geek steve doing some hardcore making out and steve pulling away for a second and bucky’s all like :( but then steve takes a puff from his inhaler and he’s like “ok now i’m ready”
If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim.
harry potter guys + too hot for you
“can i come in?”
“i don’t know, can you?”
cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry
RIP 2013





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