impossibleormerelyfantastic:

Friendly Reminders about Tony Stark

• Tony Stark stammers his words when he’s around a pretty person he likes
  
• Tony Stark likes to cuddle and is highly upset when he wakes up and his cuddle partner isn’t there.
  
• Tony Stark revealed to the world in 616 that he was Iron Man by saving a puppy from getting ran over
  
• Tony Stark is easily manipulated
  
• Tony Stark hates his reflection because he can’t stand looking at himself
  
• Tony Stark built a women’s shelter and knew as a man he could not be involved in the day to day operations and hired a woman to run it
  
• Tony Stark babbles when he’s uncomfortable
  
• Tony Stark is an Arthurian Dorkwad
  
• Tony Stark makes deprecating jokes about himself as much as anyone makes jokes about him and usually agrees with jokes at his expense
  
• Tony Stark has anxiety, depression, severe trust issues, and severe relationship issues caused by mental and physical abuse from childhood
  
• Tony Stark recognizes anxiety and depression in other people and aggressively tries to make them feel good about themselves
  
• Tony Stark fanboyed out the first time he met Cap in 616 and proceeded to make Cap a new shield that could fly and Cap tried to be polite but told Tony he wanted to keep his old shield and Tony was sad
  
• Tony Stark did NOT make Peter Parker the Iron Spider suit to “control” him during Civil War - Tony Stark made Peter Parker the Iron Spider suit because when everyone thought Peter was dead and it turned out he wasn’t Tony was so happy he gave him the Iron Spider Suit and called it Peter’s “Rebirthday Gift:
  
• Tony Stark made Carol Danvers a space ship with an A.I named Harrison for obvious Stark Wars dork reasons
  
• Tony Stark still recognizes mutants when he talks about people who protect Earth
  
• Tony Stark is the reason Registration hadn’t passed when the bill came up at least 3 times before Civil War
  

(Source: impossibleorsoontobearchive-blog)

youve-got-wings:

icouldbereadingnow:

But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt

Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat

dracovulpini:

skottlang:

are we all gonna wear t-shirts that say “team steve” or “team tony” like 2008 Twilight fans 

GOD I hope so

(Source: bb-gr8)